Lescel

A man who is only Attracted to lesbians and as a result is Celibate.

Lescel: "Hey girly. Howdy. What's shakin bacon? Wanna go out for din din?" Lesbian: "Ew, no chance you cretin Lescel."

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Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.

Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty

Diidiotźalad Sandwich

A sandwich composed of two idiots with a filling of salad between them.

Washington Post: a new meme format is taking the world by Storm. people around the world are voicing their political opinions by arranging a line of salad between dissidents and legislators alike. This is known as ‘Diidiotźalad Sandwich’.

booty

Thanks to booty, the lowercase form of Booty, booty becomes booty when you put square brackets around it.

booty becomes becomes booty. bootyception

Idiotźalad

A contraction of idiot’s and salad. It is technically contracting a contraction therefore the z must be written as ź. This only works because the first letter of the noun is also an s.

Yes, I’m one hungry idiot. Could I get an idiotźalad on the rocks?

Urban Spree

When you get addicted to publishing definitions on Urban dictionary and you post exactly 11 definitions on the same day within the space of time between 12:00am and 4:15am.

Urban SpaceX webpage:

DATE: February 5, 2022

VEHICLE: United Laugh Alliance Isis V 500 Series

MISSION: A commercial small laugh launch vehicle developed by Asstra will launch six small experimental PubeSats developed by Urban NASA and U.S. muliversities. The payloads include the PubeSat Radio Interferometry Experiment, consisting of two small laughs, the OBAMA 1 PubeSat, the ohnospheric Neutertron Content Analyzer, PubeSat, and a mission called Urban Spree. What I'm trying to say is we need to post exactly eleven Urban Dictionary definitions between 12:00am and 4:15am to make sure this definition is accurate and factual.

LAUNCH SITE: OK Air Force Station - the OKest site we could find.

LAUNCH WINDOW: 12:00am - 4:15am CST

Urban Spree? More Like Urban Jihad.

Non-Link to full mission transcript audio: h t t p s : / / d o c s . g o o g l e . c o m / d o c u m e n t / d / 1 u z r Q a i 3 y 7 h V i G 5 - T G w 4 f _ h 7 Q 8 4 t 3 v a i V w o p u E K O N g 3 g / e d i t ? u s p = s h a r i n g

Non-Link to a random Unrelated YouTube video:
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Also, You are yourslef

You, who art not me, is you. You are who ewe are.