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The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
To gather many people in order to come up with ideas, solving problems, making jokes or whatever that requires as much brainpower as possible.
Hey guys! Would you help me solve a pickle im in? Meet me in half an hour for a brainbang.
What you need when getting mentally exhausted by spending a long time at your computer non-stop, either surfing or gaming. A way to recover would include doing something different, even physical excersice.
Ahh, enough gaming for now. I need an E-break.
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The mouth, when often used for other purposes than laughing, primarily sexual activity.
So there I am, back of the cab, both of them got their laughing gear round my old single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, yeah
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Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
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A combination of the words rocket-soldier and humvee.
The phrase comes from strategy computer games, where you can load cars with rocket-soldiers, as they can shoot out of the vehicle to damage enemies, and are at the same time protected by the armor of the car.
Best known from its use in Command and Conquer: Generals.
I rushed my enemy with 2 rockvees. He gave up strait away.
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