Irish incinerator

The act of having your partner pour a bowl of pure capsaicin (the spiciest substance on the planet) onto your cock, resulting in an extremely painful, sometimes cock-fatal burning sensation.

My girlfriend got pissed at me so I got an Irish incinerator.

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Hungarian Hair Hunter

The legendary creature that is rumored to roam the countryside of Hungary, feasting upon post-pubescent teenage boys.

Here in Hungary, we keep our children in line by telling them the Hungarian Hair Hunter will come and get them.

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