The Helmsman

The Helmsman is the person who guides the hands of two people engaged in a "double dutch rudder". His/her Job is to control speed, tempo and emanation. The helmsman receives no physical stimulation and relies only on visual and auditory cues to guide.

Chaz: "hay Will, could you be the helmsman tonight for Lee and I"

Will: "hells no bro, I was the helmsman for Mikey and Bryan last night, it's your turn."

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The Best Buy

This is the act of doping trow and pinching a turd off inside a electronic item then repackage it back together, and return it.

Bryan: "Hay Eric, I just got a new mouse from best buy!"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"

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