impulse buy

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.

Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy

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badge snob

Somebody who has not got the slightest idea nor interest in cars, yet buys the biggest engine size/most expensive trim line/most expensive model in the line just so everyone at the golf club knows that they are making a lot of money.

(Posh totty wooshes buy in her BMW M5)
Petrolhead1: Daaaamnnnn that's a sick ass car man.
Petreolhead2: I know I bet she doesn't even know how much heat that whip is packin, might as well have bought a regular BM.
Petrolhead1: Yeah she's a badge snob alright.

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Hip Hop Hater

A person who goes out of the way to diss Rap music, in the process attempting to piss off as many rap fans as possible. They are usually rock fans and frequent Hip Hop and R&B videos on Youtube and leave negative, single-minded and ignorant comments.

Hip hop hater leaving comment on T.I. video on youtube: "This fuckin sucks man, this ain't music this is just pointless noise - ahhh!!!!. Listen to System of a Down or Greenday - that's real music."

Angry rap fan: "Why did you click on the video on the first place, if you don't like it don't watch it, retard! We don't go on rock videos and say "This sucks, rap music is waaaay better!"

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