Akin to Jar Jar Binks, a good/terrific time or thing being ruined by a harmless yet devastating person or happenstance.
The party was going great until my little brother brought out his magic set & the shag party into a jarjariffic sausage fest.
Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.
I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.
A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.
She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.
Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.
A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".
Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".
I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.
Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.
He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.