A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.
She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.
Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.
A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".
Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".
I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.
The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.
He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.
A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.
Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.