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Kinks and kinky behaviors that are of your individual preference. Your idiosyncratic kinks.
She has an idiokinkrasy of humming the theme to old western TV shows while she going down on me.
When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.
Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.
The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.
Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.
A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.
She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.
I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.
When the sex is so good it rivals the acts of the gods. Mainly the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl.
The date with that new girl in accounting wasn't just coital... it was quetzocoital to the point where the UPSTAIRS neighbors were complaining.