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krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018


quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020


ibuprofanity

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".

Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".

by AmadeuS469 June 28, 2018


practillectual

A practical intellectual.

I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.

by AmadeuS469 July 3, 2018


Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 25, 2023


pukushima

A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.

He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022


Padawizard

A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.

Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.

by AmadeuS469 November 6, 2023