Ark

Cock, Dink, Penis ect..

That girl likes the ark!

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Cartman's Mom

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

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daft

an expression or state of mind that is ditzy, blank or just plain empty.

That went right over my head. I must be daft.

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Led Zeppeling

A Led Zeppelin fan who is so young that it's hard for anyone to believe they even know who Led Zeppelin is. I thought up this word when I was typing a Led Zeppelin website in the 'search' bar and made a typo.

Little Suzie is such a Led Zeppeling.

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Slop mop

A girl who is acting sloppy and playin a male

" You really actin slop mop, don't play."

fo kreezy my teazy

This translates out to " Of couse my friend of korean heritage who likes to tease people."

"Mmmm. You are so fine." says random korean woman.
"Fo' kreezy my teazy." says man.

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glassshoes

n. A sometimes slightly psychotic human being. Temper is about as predictable as the weather.

Glassshoes was nice to me earlier, but as soon as I told him something he didn't want to hear, he went nuts!

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