Austin

Austin is the type of guy who when you first meet him you think he’s weird and you think of that kangaroo form the backyardagans but you go up to talk to him you hear his sexy voice and you see his hair and eyes and you think is he taken so you ask him and he says no and he asks you out you say yes and he brings you back to his Rolls Royce and drives you to The Keg and after that he takes you to go buy a dress, a pair of diamond earrings and a brand new Tesla model X!

Girl1: Uhhhh it’s Austin
Girl2: Ewww what a bad name
Girl2: How do you know him?
Girl1: Oh he’s just a guy outa my league

Girl2: I’m gonna go talk to him
Girl2: Hi, are you Austin
Austin: Yes
Girl2: You have a sexy voice
Austin: I like you let’s go out