My mom!

A phrase used by a fat dude in regular show called muscle man! Regular show is pretty awesome!

Muscle man: "You know who else likes soda"?
Muscle man: "MY MOM!!!"

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Dirty gun

A fast and hard poop! It shoots out of your butt and makes a splash! It smells like nothing and is favored as a meal to giraffes!

"ARGH! A just shitted a dirty gun

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Yolo

You only live once! I dont know what that means!

Dude 1:" Nooooooo Im dying!"
!Dude 2:"YOLO!