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For real, Augusta sucks! No doubt about that!
Augusta Sucks balls!
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Located outside of Disgusta, GA. Absolutely the lamest town in America. The humidity will make your ass sweat and your armpits smell like farts. Full of fat, white trash rednecks who think that Chick-fil-A is fine dinning and Walmart as not only the place for entertainment but also to go grocery shopping. It's also full of low income people who don't know where else to go other than staying here. It's worst town to live.
I'd rather join the army and go to war than work in the ghetto ass Walmart in Thomson, Georgia! At least it's more fun fighting for FREEDOM!
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Also known as GroovyTown, Georgia. The most racist and ghetto suburb in the USA located near Disgusta, GA. Many big ass houses are filled with either slutty prostitutes or racist white trash who are the most arrogant people in the world. There's nothing much to do other than teenagers cruising to most of the fast-food joints. Oh yeah, it used to be a nasty ass trailer park filled with more white trash until they decided to turn it into a suburb for most of the army brats near the military station. So basically, it's a suburb filled with either one of them. Also, the humidity sucks so bad that it will make your balls sweat and plaster while making them smell like farts.
Waterburger coming to The Big Nasty Ass this Fall at the I-20 exit in Grovetown, Georgia!
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A boring ass town near Disgusta, Georgia. Filled with prostitutes, skanks, whores, MILFs, and fat people using scooters at Wal-Mart. Its crime rate is as high as fuck. Only arrogant ass bitches live there. Nobody else.
There was a MILF teacher over in Martinez, Georgia who got arrested for having sex with a minor.
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Without a doubt Augusta, GA. or as most people call it: Disgusta, the worst city in the USA. You have to see the place to believe it. It actually makes Detroit look charming. It has all the negatives of the South without any of the benefits. Lots of racism and racists. Large ghetto population filled with corrupt politics. humidity, fat people, and white trash. No one visits Disgusta outside of the Masters unless they are forced to because of work, the army, or family. The crime is very high. The downtown is pretty much abandoned and looks like a set from The Walking Dead. On one side of town there is a large gypsy encampment and they can be seen out at local restaurants and movie theaters with the five-year-old girls dressed like prostitutes. Most of them marry their first cousins. People talk like Foghorn Legorn. It is very hard to understand. Walmart is the main source of entertainment and Applebee's is considered fine dining. Various industries including a paper mill stink up most of the town on a regular basis. ItΓ’ΒΒs like someone farted in a plastic bag and put it over your head. The humidity is so high, it will plaster your ass. During most elections, Republican candidates give out Chick-Fil-A sandwiches to people in the ghetto for their votes. The backward dominated GOP politicians who can't see the future and continue the state policies of the past while not giving a damn. Yes, this shithole is actually still happening. There is a reason it is called Disgusta.
Damn, it looks like the army is sending me over to Fort Eisenhower in Disgusta, GA. I'd rather go to Iraq! At least there's something to do there!
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