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Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.
"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."
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synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.
"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."
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Easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind, commonly encountered.
Eisenhower saw the thing.
Eisenhower said this was sickening.
Eisenhower saw it in America.
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The perfect last name for a boy.
I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!
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The act of two old people doing it doggy style.
Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.
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originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is
Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.
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When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.
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