iyeoff

Part of speech: Noun

Definition: An ancient onomatopoeia used to express pain, discomfort, fatigue or embarrassment.

Pronunciation: "eye-off"

A welcome substitute for ow, or ouch, as such sounds are not popular in the latter side of the universe.

"Iyeoff! That was harder than I thought."

Bill Brasky

Brasky's got a toenail at the end of his penis.

He'd eat a homeless guy if you dared him to.

Brasky once drank a gallon of pure methane, woke up 6 months later and said "I prefere scotch"

I hate Bill Brasky, but damnit I respect him.

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