Fucking Kids

The people who live in our homes, for whom we are legally and financially responsible simply because we are their biological parents or legal guardians. The worst room-mates you will ever have, Fucking Kids will eat all of your food, steal your stuff, lie to you and trash your place.

My Fucking Kids drank up all of my Ovaltine, spilled it on my white couch, denied it and blamed it on each other. I must endure this torture until they are at least 18 years old. Fucking Kids.

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