Douche bag whore

a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.

Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"

Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"

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toolsack

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

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