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A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
Cum Slap (Verb): The art of cumming in ones hand and slapping their partner.
âwhen your wife doesnât give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revengeâ
âwhen your wifeâs too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns itâ
When youâre cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
Rolling orgasm
When youâre cumming and your partner breaks out laughing
" I though I was really delivering some quality dick to my partner when suddenly it turned into a rollgasm!"