Andy

Massive forehead. He also kind of looks like an albino cow. Loves to sniff and lick minors. Andy is the type of person to handshake a fistbump. His main feature is his yee-yee ass haircut and long ass fingernails. Generally in the friend group he’s the weirdo trying his best to suppress his latent homosexual desires. Talking to a girl, ugly or non - existent, makes him salivate like a dog.

Andy makes me erect.