Yuckster

A person whose body odour (since birth) is considered extremely offensive. Yucksters typically present with a severe lack of rizz and are often in aura deficit.

I can’t help that I’m a shiitake yuckster. I’ve smelt this way since I was small. It’s not my fault I was born with the uncool virus!

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!