derptheist

An atheist or agnostic who doesn't know the basic scientific theories as to why intelligent design cannot exist.

"Joe is a derptheist. He cannot even explain the Big Bang and why God is implausible."

effidol

A metaphorical drug which allows a person to stop being affected as much over a negative or stressful event, essentially allowing them to think 'eff it all.'

We lost the game pretty badly, so I took some effidol.

Schrodinger's disease

The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.

"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."

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butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

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Go on up

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!