Butfagit

A replacement for the word "faggot" which is somewhat more polite due to its comedic origin.

Sean: "Bryan, maybe you should walk around with a cane because your legs hurt."
Bran: "Maybe you should walk around with a dick in your butfagit!"

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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

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