Janurary 23

Every ne who has birthday on janurary 23 has to get fucked by a darker skinned person as their birthday present.

X: Hey you know what day is today?

Y: Uhm janurary 23?

X: Yes! And because you have birthday on jamurary 23 you have to get fucked by a darker skinned person! Come on!

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June 1

Official fuck your girlfriend day, on this day she will be really good in the bed.

X: My girlfriend is so boring in the bed..

Y: Today is June 1!

X: And..?

Y: On this date she will be really good! Try it!

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