Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.

1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."

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