bert mccracken

Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....

I'd do him ina second ;)

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bert mccracken

my love

ma love

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juxtaposition

1. Literally, the act of putting something next to one another
2. The act of putting one's cock adjacent to someone else's asshole; anal rape

"Drop your pants and brace yourself for juxtaposition!"

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Nob Sack

Tom Duncan. Au treasurer at York University 2003.

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In and Out

The best god damn burger in the whole world better than a Krabby Patty

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Charqles

nub

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Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

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