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crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by AnOnymous August 8, 2004

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swum

cum,seemen,

by AnOnymous February 7, 2003

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dinosaur

Obs. A turniqutte usually of rubber tightend around the bicep during the preparation of injecting a sirenge containing illicit drugs, i.e heroin.

I was such a waste, I had to have help tying on the dinosaur.

by AnOnymous July 18, 2003

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G4

A gaming channel that has it's own website.

I watched G4 and decide to visit the website. All I saw were threads that said, "omg!11 teh tina and teh lara r teh hot1!!1!!

by AnOnymous October 28, 2003

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goat

Greatest Of All Time

im the GOAT of the team!

by AnOnymous December 9, 2002

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goat

the second pc on a network, typically used as a beast of burden (e.g. network rendering, ftp, pr0n server, etc.)

Hang on a second, that file's on the Goat.

by AnOnymous December 13, 2002

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Huck your meat

Hitting a huge jump. Can be either snowboarding or skiing

Just throwing yourself off of a jump even though you know you are going to get hurt

by AnOnymous November 17, 2003

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