sebas

super delerius basterd (wich sleeps a lot)

They live I sleep

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Phantom

A pump paintball marker produced by CCI. It has an unlimited amount of configurations from modified pump to pseudo stock class. Weighs almost nothing yet is more durable than most markers out there. The stock barrel is more accurate than most aftermarket barrels for any guns.
I say pseudo stock class because it has an autotrigger and ported barrel (unless you get a different one). It is still accepted in most stock class tournaments.

You don't want to be on the recieving end of a Phantom, trust me.

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jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

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Feet

A unit of measurement, one foot is equivalent to 12 inches.

my wang chung is 3 feet long.

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Imo

In My Oppinion. Used sarcasticly in l337.

imo you say imo too much imo

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Imo

Boring chatroom demagogue often found lodged up various Opers anal passages on the chat server irc.webchat.org. Devoid of personality.

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Church Slut

The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."

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