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The large knot at the shaft of a dogs erect penis.
"Wow, Fido's igaba looks like he's trying to pass a tennis ball!"
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Economics according to the goddamn fucking jackass George W. Bush. A combination of fuzzy logic, lies, screwed up numbers & lots of otha SHIT!!!
Bush: My dubyanomics are givin money to the rich, and taking it from the poor. I'm a motherfucking bastard, aren't I?
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A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!
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Lips that resemble a trout. When a collagen implant to the lips goes horribly wrong. The patient is left looking more like a fish than a dish!
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