Mounted

1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge

Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."

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spend a penny

to expel urine from one's body

Where's the bathroom? I really need to spend a penny!

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ArtVanDelay

A liberal from #edgeemu. Wishes to fingerbang Lillymon, or at least sniff her panties.

See also liberal, or fingerbang. Or better yet, see Lillymon, not that it's worth it though.

ArtVanDelay, have you been sniffing Lillymon's dirty underwear again? You know she's been on her period for some time now!

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nyaff

as used in Scotland. "a wee nyaff" a very irritating person. When they come into a room, you want to leave.

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teen rage

verb. to be wound up by IMPOSSIBLE problems.
Also see debug

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superior wang

my bigass cock that bitches work like a stripper pole

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riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.

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