The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

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ehmi

aka amy lu - female PIMP and HEARTBREAKER at our school.

leads guys of all kinds, whether she's attracted to them or not, and BREAKS THEIR HEARTS

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Dejarnarra

A very smart and fine girl who lives in Charleston SC

Almost like gold but better

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history

Events that occured in the past.

World War One is history.

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history

a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you

teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you

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mix master christ

1 Godliest gamer in the land
2 the guy with the good grass
3 Darth Mual mixed with a hangover
4 kama sutra master

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gantzer

One smart enough to not have their name slandered.

Thank God you pulled a Gantzer before you got ripped on in the urban dictionary.

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