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The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
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The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by oneâs self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinkingâ¦Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, thatâs just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by oneâs self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinkingâ¦Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, thatâs just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
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