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cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009


Vocockulary

n., pl. -ies.

The sum of words used by, understood by, or at the command of a particular person or group that describe (either directly or indirectly) the male genitals. More colloquially, how many words you know that mean "penis".

John has a massive vocockulary! He knows more words for dick than George Carlin!

by AnUncleverPseudonym June 10, 2009

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nip jizz

Slang term for breast milk.

Aw my god! You got your nip jizz all over our baby's face!

by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009

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beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.


Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

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