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When a girl is crushing on a dude soooooo hard but sheâs stuck in the friend zone so she does whatever she fucking can to keep that line between boy friend and boyfriend close to her. How does she do it? By usually becoming close friends with her crush till upgrading him to the Guy Bsf title until he announces catching feels.
Girl 1: Omg iâm crushing on Carson so hard rn!
Girl 2: Why donât u ask him out?
Girl 1: No way. Thatâs NOT happening. I have to make it seem like he came on to ME.
Girl 2: How are you going to do that?
Girl 1: Easy. Iâm gonna make him my Guy Bsf till he tells me heâs catching feels.
Girl 2: Ur a fucking genius i canât even.
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No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.
Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
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Where all the fine dudes 𥵠and hot girls 𤤠are from. Youâll usually find an insta famous girl there or a varsity otw to nba boy there. They got the best teams and are 100% better than crusty ass Fulton Junior High.
Guy 1: Brooo have u seen this girl on IG Ally? Sheâs so hot sheâs on the cheer team.
Guy 2: She go to Carriel?
Guy 1: Duh. I told u she was cute. If I said she was ugly she automatically would be from fulton.
Where all the fine guys and hot girls go to school. They have the best teams, best people, more clout, and are 100% better than crusty ass Fulton Junior High School. Ainât nobody like the panthers anyway. Even tho HoeFallon sucks Carriel is the better school out of the two. Go cougars! (Yes OâFallon -HoeFallon- is a real place and Carriel and Fulton are rivals schools)
Guy 1: Bro u see this girl from HoeFallon sheâs hot asf
Guy 2: Oh she go to Carriel?
Guy 1: Ya ofc u thought sheâd go to Fulton. I said she was hot. Ainât none of those bitches there cute.
Guy 2: True that
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