Clone Cryer

An individual who enjoys the popular media franchise Star Wars (more specifically the 2007 series The Clone Wars) and is very emotional and fragile when it comes to clone deaths or whump.

Person 1: man i was so fuckin destroyed when they found Echo, but even more broken when he found out Fives didnt make it.
Person 2: your such a Clone Cryer.

Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*