Crack Sauce

a peach colored spicy mayo used on the sushi at Sushi Mac. Goes well with just about anything and is as addictive as crack.

"Do you think crack sauce will go well with this ice cream?"

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Mediumist

One absessed with appearing medium sized.

A mediumist will never take to anorexia, nor will he or she remotely consider gorging because not being fat is too much fun but food is just too delicious.

Colette is such a mediumist. Everytime we go jogging, she brings a sausage sandwich along for the trip

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Buckie

refers to one who has fallen asleep at starbucks leaving their laptop, newspaper, blackberry, and shoes open for anyone to steal.

alternate definition: anyone who thinks starbucks is an actuall coffee house

A true buckie never uses the terms, 'small' or 'medium'

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fried, dyed, and laid to the side

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30

damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!

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Valley Village

euphemism for North Hollywood,CA

usually used by those who arent yet ready to admit that they live in the valley in attempt to make their area seem nice

Sandra - "So where do you live now? Hollywood?"

Carol - "Um..Valley village"

Sandra - "Ohhhh.....I hear its nice there"

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Abidou

An exclamation used by a front seat passenger to alert the driver thet she/he has recently passed a realllly good parking space.

passenger- "ABIDOU!"

driver- "Where, where?"

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Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

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