Covfefe

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.

You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.

Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe

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Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

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