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God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.

Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

by Anananon93 January 30, 2018

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Asmr Darling

Asmr Darling is one of the first Asmr Youtuber to hit 1 MILLION subscribers. Asmr, which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, sends a wave of calm and relaxation for sleep, Asmr Darling is known as the ‘queen’ of asmr. Her videos are meant to relax and induce sleep. Asmr Darlings real name is Taylor Darling

Merideth: I had the best sleep last night, thanks to Asmr Darling!
Bob: Who?
Merideth: Asmr Darling! She makes relaxing Asmr videos which are meant to make you fall asleep.
Bob: WTH is Asmr?!????
Merideth: Asmr stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response duhhh
Bob: oh maybe I’ll watch her then

by Anananon93 January 24, 2018

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