Eric

He comes off quiet/shy when you first meet him but the more you get to know him you fall in love. He's a 10; the full package. He seems too good to be true only to find he is true.

He is genuine, faithful, funny, supportive, kind hearted, protective, adventurous and strong. He treats you like a queen. He makes you feel like you're in a romance movie and you'll be surprised that a man like him and even exists. He also is the best in bed and has a giant d.

No matter how long you know him you'll always get butterflies and excitement when you see his handsome smile.

Other people may think he is nerdy but the truth is he is everything you ever wanted in a man. He's like super man only sexier. He will make all your dreams come true and you'll want to marry him.

Women 1: Hey girl let's go to the club and party tonight.

Women 2: Ill never do that again. I have an Eric now.

Guy: Hi there. Let's go out sometime.
Woman: No thanks. You'll never compare to Eric. Get lost.

I used to think fairy tales were fiction until I found my Eric.

Dametrius

A man child who says that he is poly as an excuse to try to maintain multiple women in a rotation only because he wants to cheat and get away with it. He actually has a small ding ding and keeps getting rejected. He blames the women instead of seeing his own flaws.

He dyes his hair purple and probably listens to The Weekend.

He will act like he's friends with a guy and then try to come on to your girl behind your back.

When he's called out for his behavior, he runs from confrontation and blocks you.

He is thirsty to females and tries to act intimidating to other men on the internet but will be nice and cowardly in real life.

His hobbies include mostly lotion and one tired hand.

"Why is he in my DMS again?"
'Because he's a thirsty dametrius. Run.'