Cigarette

Tobacco blended and rolled in paper, sealed in glue.
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.

Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."

Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.

Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?

Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.

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