Faux-Bama

1: A fake Barack Obama, such as a stand in for public events.

2: Any black, male president on television, movies, ... etc.

1:

Girl #1: Do you think Obama will really be at the inauguration?
Girl #2: No way! It'll probably be a Faux-Bama.

2:

Guy #1: Hey, did you know they're coming out with a Vantage Point II?
Guy #2: Yeah, and the "President" in this one is a total Faux-Bama.

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Pep Rally

'The pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes to provoke men into a sexual frenzy which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition.'
- Sunnydale High Newspaper, BtVS (Season 3: 'Earshot')

(at the Pep Rally)
Edgar: Whoa! That cheerleader is totally booty shaking!
Bob: She's totally working me into a sexual frenzy!
(moments later)
Edgar: My sexual advances were thwarted.
Bob: Mine as well.
Edgar: Want to play some ball?
Bob: Fo' sho'.

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