Gemini

Literally the worst out of the zodiac signs they are jealous of everything and are normally spoiled they’ll abandon you for a boy/girl and pretend they’re drunk off one beer

Leo: *drunk crying in the bathroom*
Gemini*acting drunk in the living room on FaceTime with a dude*
Leo: *throws up after drinking a bottle of whiskey*
Gemini “OmG YoUr So InSeNsItIvE stop crying and puking

Drugs

The funnest shit ever

Guy 1: you got any drugs like weed
Guy 2:yea

Guy 1: let’s get fucked