Deambulance

A farmer playing for PSG, who ghosts whole season to just score against his former team and celebrate the goal.
He will get eliminated in UCL to win his micky mouse trophy of the season.

PSG fan: Today we will win against Barça thanks to a Dembelé goal.
Barça fan: Deambulance will make PSG get into hyper-happiness, which will distract the defenders and let PSG go back to their dimension (winning micky mouse trophies).

Jürgen Flopp

A manager who does everything to bottle trophies.
Could win a Champions League only against a trophieless team like Spurs.

Commentator: Liverpool will lose another trophy thanks to their manager Jürgen Flopp!