Exeter

Actually, Andover is regarded as the best boarding high school in the country - not only academically, but it also boasts well rounded students, unlike Exeter, filled with Asians and their calculators. The ratio of kids that go to Andover instead of Exeter is 7:1, in other words, if 8 get into both, 7 go here. That is a statistical fact.

Andover is wondering what happened to the other 16 kids...
They never saw the light.

Bobby looked around at Exeter and thought he was in China, so he signed up to go to Andover.

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