Soccer mom

A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.

I hate soccer moms

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augen

The german word for "eyes"

Ach, meine augen! Die Schutzbrillen! Sie tun nichts!

Oh, my eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!

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NinTURDork

A lame, uncreative name for Nintendo fans made by 8-year-old Sony fans(specifically Sony Rools).

Guy 1: lolz u r a ninturdork lorfl
Guy 2: Way to suck at life, asshole.

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shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

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