Marlon

A random person. That person who stays after the party and hangs out with you and all of your friends, but who no one actually knows. It derives from calling such a person a "rando", which morphed into "Marlon rando", and finally just "marlon".

Who's that fucking marlon in the corner? I totally just saw hiim finish off the whisky, and now he's trying to hit on my girlfriend. What a lame marlon.

Man, let's get out of here. this party is a total marlon-fest.

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Phoner

An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.

Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!

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Count Drunkula

The character you assume when you've had far too much to drink and float through a party as if a hovering specter.

Nah son, I din't see you boot on the carpet, cause I was hovering all Count Drunkula style above that shit. Then I caught brains.

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Unpro

Unprotected sex, usually while during a drunken hook up.

"Why does Steve look so sad today"
"Cause he totally had unpro with Jennifer last night, and she's banged ever dude on the football team. I bet she's dripping with the clap."
-or-
"I just drank five shots of Wild Turkey. Now I just gots to get some unpro tonight!"

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Vibin' On My Pocket

To call someone on the telephone. The phrase originates from the silent vibration mode on most cell phones. When the phone rings, your pocket vibrates.

1) I was like 2 fuckin thrusts away from nutting in her ass then some motherfucker started vibin' on my pocket and I lost my wood. It was fuckin' Clarence! I'ma ice that motherfucker.

2) Why excuse me sir. I believe someone is vibing on your pocket. It might behoove you to answer it.

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Razzonym

A derisive nickname used out of affection and friendly competition.

Hey there Nicholas. Or should I say DICKolas! Hahaha. I just insinuated that you are a faggot. But you know I love you bro, and that the razzonym which I have applied to you stems from jest and jest alone. You are my Brohamlet til the bropocalypse comes.

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Abrotion

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.

Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."

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