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A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.
John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.
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The act of achieving an erection while sexting.
Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
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When a girl mistakes a guy's cellphone for his penis.
Girl: Oh my, what is that in your pants???
Guy: Sorry, that's just my phoner...
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Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.
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Portmanteau of the words phone and boner.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
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A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"
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Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?
Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-
*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*
Cindy: Are you going to answer that?
Nigel: Answer what?
Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....
Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.
Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.
Nigel: Huh?
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