craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

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Jizz trap

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.

Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."

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