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it's like accomplished, but it's established.
meant to be used in place of accomplished and yes.
Jimmy drops his pencil but somehow relieves it's fall by catching it with his foot.
Jimmy says : Pencil saving has been established
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When you're thinking about too many things at once and everything piles up until you can't think of anything anymore.
Joanie had to babysit her Aunties newborn after she finished coaching the girls basketball team. All of this was going on while she was trying to study for a diploma exam and college applications. by the way her boyfriend dumped her that morning, it was valentines day. Joanie thinks about this all night, Joanie creates a mind web.
Joanie then failed her diploma and became a hooker in need of extra cash seeing she couldn't make it into college.
it's like /facepalm only you cover one eye instead of your whole face/forehead.
Teddy: lol, have you ever jizzed your pants while watching a horror movie?
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate
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when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
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when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
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When someone gives you a look , or thinks you're fkn offensive, you say it.
When they look at you , and they're like WTF? and then you're like WHAT OF IT? BITCH!
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Hated by a few and loved by a lot.
or in other misheard lyrics, Hate how I feel but love how I look.
generally really sexy kids.
Ashley and Addison walk through the mall. A dark group, wearing small neon accessories appears in the hallway. Ashley looks up. "Hey, nigger. Check out those sexy scene kids. Let's go hit on them."
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