haircute

a very chic, good looking haircut.

1: Wow, look at Emily in that dress. She looks totally put together. She must have gotten a haircute yesterday.

2: Yea she did. She was sitting there for 3 hours until it was perfect.

Jolly Trolly

an expression used to describe a good romp in the sack.
similar to "taking the bang train to pound town"

p1: Hey how did things go with her last night?
p2: Well, I let her take a ride on the Jolly Trolly.

iffits

You cant have a fucking take away !

Iffits in the fridge you can have it
Iffits in the freezer you can have it
Iffits in the cupboard you can have it