designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

kami-brah-zi

a bro (brah) who makes constant bad decesions that mainly hurts themself, occasionally others around them. this bro doesn`t not care about himself and is willing to go down in flames.
Refers to the the suicidal bombers of Japan, kamikazes

John, "Lou just crawled back to Kim."
Chris, " The bitch who put him through hell last year? She trouble for him, the rest of us too."
John, "I know, what a kami-brah-zi

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blind kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is unable to see the damage he is causing and to the total impact of his actions when he crashes

James, "Yo tony told me he's going for angelina at karma tonight."

John, "dead ass? yo doesn't he see how bad that'll be?"

James, "guess not, kid's a blind kami-brah-zi

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sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.

Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.

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