Honey-nut Cheerios

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.

-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"

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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.

"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."

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Fruit by the Foot

When a roll of Fruit by the foot is inserted into a well lubricated orifice on the body. Then a small piece is pulled out to get it started, and from there someone uses only there mouth to eat the roll, all while the person containing the snack holds it in so it doesn't pop out until it's gone.
Many variations exist on this act.

Fruit by the Foot:
-"I fruit-by-the-footed my gf's pussy last night, and then she fruit-by-the-footed my ass this morning, using the same piece."
-"I've been fruit-by-the-footing my own ass for a couple days now with the same piece."
-"Lolwut."

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