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When you're going down on your boyfriend when he's watching hockey and use maple syrup as lube. His pubes get wet so you have to blow-dry them but they catch on fire, so he has to run out into the snow to put it out.
A: Hey gurl, what did you do last night?
B: I gave Ed a Toronto Soufflé
A: OMG is okay?!
B: he is now, we spent 3hrs in A&E though.